Customer Reviews of Professor Phardtpounder's Colon Cleaner

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Your Review:: It's a tasty sauce, but it's not hot. I'm not sure how people rated it - Taylor
Taste Opinion: Good; Heat Opinion: Mild

Your Review:: Good taste, I like mustard. Some what sweet. Not as hot as advertised. - Gene
Taste Opinion: Quite good; Heat Opinion: Medium

Your Review:: This sauce is not hot. It just tastes good. It has an insignificant amount of heat - not good for folks who like it blisteringly hot.
If you like mustard, though....

This is great mustard. Awsome flavor that's hotter than most mustards.

Kicks some ass on stadium brauts and hot dogs.

More of a condiment, really. - Burn Junkie
Taste Opinion: Quite good; Heat Opinion: Mild

Your Review:: Good taste, too hot for wimpier guests at snooty cocktail parties but just fine for left over anything including borscht.

- Pilesamelting
Taste Opinion: Quite good; Heat Opinion: Medium

Your Review:: Awesome as a fish glaze. Use shark, swordfish or whitefish. Mix equal amounts of olive oil and Colon Cleaner (5-6 tbsp). Mince up 4 cloves of garlic. Mix together. Glaze fish with it. Sprinkle with fresh ground pepper. Broil or grill for 10 mins. Outstanding! - Tito
Taste Opinion: HEAVENLY!; Heat Opinion: Hot

Why does a great product like this have to have one of those macho "I dare you to eat me" stupid brand names? This is great on hot dogs, sandwiches etc. I also use it on grilled chicken breasts! Warn your less seasoned guests that is does kick, but despite it's lable, does not really cause severe gastric distress!

- Name not provided
Taste Opinion: Quite good; Heat Opinion: Hot

This stuff is DELICIOUS! It tastes like a mustard-based BBQ sauce. Sweet, hot and a nice mustard flavor. This is the best flavor hot sauce I've ever tried. I wish it were hotter, though. - Mr cleancolon
Taste Opinion: HEAVENLY!; Heat Opinion: Hot

This is DEFINITELY my favorite sandwich sauce. It has got a great mustard flavor, with enough spice to make it EXCELLENT. - Ed
Taste Opinion: HEAVENLY!; Heat Opinion: Hot

I really like the flavor of this sauce. It's mustard base makes it really good on sandwiches. It's tempting to use too much, but be careful, the heat will get you! Not quite as hot a Crazy Jerry's mustard gas, but a superior flavor. - Randy
Taste Opinion: HEAVENLY!; Heat Opinion: Hot